
In a move thatâs got the entire media world buzzing like a hornetâs nest, Fox News has dropped a prime-time grenade: Johnny âJoeyâ Jones, the battle-hardened Marine veteran whoâs become a fan favorite for his no-nonsense takes, is officially stepping in to replace Jessica Tarlov on the hit panel show âThe Fiveâ. No leaks, no endless teasers â just a swift, seismic shift thatâs left jaws on the floor from coast to coast. Backed by none other than the razor-sharp Greg Gutfeld himself, this isnât your run-of-the-mill lineup tweak. Oh no, darling readers â this is a full-throated declaration of intent from the conservative powerhouse, signaling a bold new direction that prioritizes grit, patriotism, and unfiltered truth over the usual liberal lip service. Supporters are hailing it as a masterstroke, critics are screeching about ârisky biasâ, but one thingâs crystal clear: âThe Fiveâ will never be the same again. As viewers, insiders, and media pundits scramble to make sense of it all, we dive deep into the drama, the backstories, and what this means for Fox News in 2026 and beyond.
Letâs set the scene, shall we? âThe Fiveâ has been Fox Newsâ golden goose since its launch back in 2011, raking in massive ratings with its roundtable format where hosts dissect the dayâs hottest topics with a mix of humor, heat, and headlines. Typically featuring a core crew including Dana Perino, Jesse Watters, Jeanine Pirro, and the ever-witty Gutfeld, the show has always thrown in a token liberal voice to keep things spicy â think Harold Ford Jr. or, more recently, Jessica Tarlov. Itâs this ideological ping-pong thatâs kept audiences glued, turning âThe Fiveâ into the most-watched cable news program in America. But in December 2025, with the nation still reeling from a turbulent year of politics and culture wars, Fox decided it was time to shake the etch-a-sketch. And boy, did they ever.
Enter Jessica Tarlov, the 41-year-old Democratic strategist whoâs been a fixture on Fox since 2017. Born into a family of Hollywood insiders â her late father Mark Tarlov was a big-shot producer behind hits like âCopycatâ and âPowerâ, and her sister Molly is married to CNNâs Alexander Noyes â Jessicaâs got that polished, Ivy League vibe down pat. A graduate of Bryn Mawr College with a B.A. in History, she doubled down with two masterâs degrees from the London School of Economics in Political Science and Public Policy, topping it off with a Ph.D. in Political Science. Smart? Undeniably. But on âThe Fiveâ, sheâs been the liberal lightning rod, often clashing with her conservative co-hosts over everything from abortion rights to border security. Fans love her for bringing âbalanceâ (or so they claim), but detractors? Theyâve long accused her of being too smug, too scripted, and too out-of-touch with everyday Americans. And letâs not forget her personal life â married to hedge fund exec Brian McKenna since 2021, sheâs a mom of two young daughters, Cleo and Teddy, which recently led to her maternity leave announcement. But was that leave the perfect cover for a more permanent exit? Sources say yes, and the timing couldnât be more suspicious.
Now, contrast that with Johnny âJoeyâ Jones, the 39-year-old Georgia boy whoâs the epitome of American resilience. A retired Marine Corps bomb technician, Joeyâs story is straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster â but this oneâs real, and itâs heartbreakingly heroic. Deployed to Afghanistan in 2010, he stepped on an IED, losing both legs above the knee in a blast that could have ended him. But Joey? He turned tragedy into triumph, becoming a motivational speaker, author, and Fox News contributor since 2019. With his signature cowboy boots (prosthetic, of course) and Southern drawl, heâs provided military analysis on everything from veteransâ issues to foreign policy, appearing on shows like âFox & Friendsâ and âGutfeld!â. Heâs the owner of JJJ Consulting, a firm helping vets transition to civilian life, and heâs penned books like âUnbroken Bonds of Battleâ. Married to his high school sweetheart Meg, with four kids, Joeyâs life screams âall-American heroâ. Viewers adore him for his authenticity â no Ivy League pretensions here, just hard-won wisdom from the front lines. And now, heâs sliding into Tarlovâs seat, bringing a fresh dose of patriotism to the panel.
But what sparked this explosive swap? Whispers point to a fiery on-air clash just weeks ago that had social media erupting like Mount Vesuvius. During a heated debate on national security, Tarlov accused Joey â who was guest-hosting â of âplaying the leg cardâ to win points. Yes, you read that right: she insinuated the double-amputee vet was leveraging his war wounds for sympathy! The backlash was swift and savage. X (formerly Twitter) lit up with calls for her head, with users branding her comment âdisgustingâ and âdisrespectful to a wounded veteranâ. One viral post from @StandUpForFact demanded: âWho thinks Jessica Tarlov should be permanently removed from THE FIVE for telling Joey Jones that heâs âplaying the leg cardâ??â It racked up thousands of likes and retweets, with replies like âEnough is enough!â and âDisrespecting a hero? Out!â Another from @AFRnewsdaily echoed: âThat crossed the line. Disrespecting a wounded veteran is DISGUSTING.â Even @HomanNews chimed in: âWho thinks Jessica Tarlov should be permanently taken off The Five after telling Joey Jones he was âplaying the leg cardâ? Enough is enough.â This wasnât the first time Tarlovâs sparked outrage â back in September 2025, similar calls flared after another Jones spat â but this one? It sealed the deal.
Insiders tell us the decision came down like a hammer, with no long buildup â just a sudden announcement that sent shockwaves through the networkâs New York headquarters. Facebook exploded with posts declaring âFOX NEWS BOMBSHELL: Johnny Joey Jones REPLACES Jessica Tarlov on The Five â a decisive move backed by Greg Gutfeld that has sent shockwaves through the network.â Another screamed âFOX NEWS ERUPTS: Johnny Joey Jones Replaces Jessica Tarlov on The Five â And Greg Gutfeldâs Role Is Raising Eyebrows.â And eyebrows are raised, alright. Gutfeld, the 61-year-old comedian-turned-host whoâs turned âGutfeld!â into a late-night juggernaut, is said to have been the puppet master here. Sources claim he lobbied hard for Jones, seeing him as the perfect fit for a show he wants âfaster, funnier, and less predictable.â During the first episode with Jones in the hot seat, Gutfeld dropped a cryptic bombshell: âIf you think this is the only change coming, just wait.â Ooh, the intrigue! Studio staff described the vibe as âstunned but excitedâ and âchaotic in the best way,â with Gutfeld pushing for more energy and risk-taking.
Reactions? Theyâre pouring in thicker than molasses. Conservative viewers are over the moon, flooding social media with praise for Jonesâs âauthenticityâ and âhumor.â One Facebook commenter gushed, âLove Joey! Whine whine whine⌠mehhhh!â Another preferred him over Tarlov, saying sheâd âpromote a liberal agendaâ too aggressively. But Tarlovâs loyalists are fuming, worried about losing the showâs âbalance.â âShe brings levity and contrast,â one defender posted, while critics like media watchdog groups are calling it ârisky,â fearing it tilts Fox even further right. Insiders whisper this is part of a broader 2025 shake-up â remember those January announcements about programming tweaks? â aimed at boosting ratings in a post-election world. And the comments on those viral FB posts? A mix of glee and skepticism: âHarold is the voice of reason,â some say, suggesting rotating libs like him instead. Others doubt itâs permanent: âPublicity stunt?â But with 479 reactions and 394 comments on one post alone, the buzz is undeniable.
What does this mean for Fox News? Buckle up, because itâs a statement about direction, influence, and the voices they want front and center. With Tarlov out (at least for now, officially on maternity leave but whispers suggest it could stick), the networkâs ditching the obligatory liberal counterpoint for something more unified, more patriotic. Jones brings âgrounded credibilityâ from his military days, making debates on vetsâ issues or defense âsharper and more engaging.â Critics argue itâs a risky bet â could it alienate moderate viewers craving debate? But supporters call it bold, aligning with Foxâs core audience who crave heroes like Joey over âelitistâ takes from Tarlov. And Gutfeld? His fingerprints are everywhere, fueling speculation about his growing clout. Could this propel Jones to bigger things, like his own segment or even a show? Insiders say yes â heâs been âprepped for expanded rolesâ after killer guest spots.
Looking ahead, this could reshape âThe Fiveâ into a personality-driven powerhouse, with rotations keeping it fresh. But if backlash grows, Fox might backpedal. For now, though, the shockwaves are real: ratings are spiking, social mediaâs ablaze, and the media worldâs watching. Is this the end of âbalancedâ panels? Or just a maternity fill-in with teeth? One thingâs for sure â in the cutthroat world of cable news, nothingâs sacred. Stay tuned, folks; the gameâs just changed.
